Skinny Dipping

Eat a dick...I am hungover...got the 2 interns to go skinny dipping.  One kept flashing me...thought it was on until it was on, grabs her keys and leaves!  -- Joe

Cake Flavored Ice Cream

Thanks dick breath!  Cake flavored ice cream is the worst flavor ever!  You recommended it!  I think you should have to try Taint flavored frozen yogurt.  --Joe

Would you Rather...?

Would you rather let Stumpy strap on a huge black dong and sodomize you (time unknown) or drink a quart of horse jizz?  --Joe