Splatter Pattern

I don't know what Judes uses to coat these toilet bowls...I just had a CSI size splatter pattern...one flush and the water rinsed it all off the bowl!  Awesome!  -- Joe

Merry Christmas

1) You cut a hole in the box 2) You put your junk in the box 3) Make her open the box...IT'S A DICK IN THE BOX!!!  -- Joe

Zip Line

I would snap that shit like a twig...I might even licka dat shit...dyou got lobstas?  That shit is good! -- Joe

Tune-up

Getting the 60K mile tune-up...mooooooon riiiiivvver!  It's a buck for every 100 miles.  -- Joe

It could be worse...

I was cruising through the TV Guide channel and came across a show title "Transgendered and Pregnant" Next time you think YOUR life sucks...!  -- Joe

Cobra

I just crapped a 6 foot long cobra...coiled and ready to strike!  Have been plugged up all week...feeling better though thanks for asking.  When is the poo parade?  -- Joe

Hermey

I think the dentist kid is like Brandon...GAY!  -- Joe