Soccer

He said "Wide open player in the box"  hehehehehe  -- Joe

HELP

Pray for me...I am fucking scared...this chick drives like shiiiiiiit.  I remember this from last time...I'm going to get shanked...or sold as a sex slave...  -- Joe

Shit

Going to Roscoe's...1 am...Jeezus fucking christ...why didn't I leave with you and get the fucking truck in the morning...Sandra's friend has a BF...great  -- Joe

Hollywood Park

You ever seen Wedding Crashers?  Brandon is Will Ferrell..."Hey MA!  Make me some meatloaf...MMMMAAAA!  Pancakes!  He's gives directions as worse as he drives.  -- Joe

Brandon's BBQ

Brandon says get your ass over here for burgers...he just dropped $1,500 on a grill.  It smells like shit and is blowing ash like the Holocaust...awesome!  -- Joe