Relief

I don't think you quite appreciate my relief...imagine going in for an annual physical with a new doctor, and on shaking his hand he damn near crushes your hand with his ginormous sausage digits...you sit in fear in your back-less gown waiting for the rectal exam...picture the relief you feel when he tells you, you are done and the $5 foot long fingers never entered a single orifice of your body...i'm right there.  I almost had a celebratory beer.  -- Joe

Re Re

So not drinking blows when you go home.  I am helping Judes clean the garage...perfect occasion right?  So I strapped on my old bike helmet and started running into shit with my hand across my chest going "Arrrgghhh" thump!  I'm losing my mind!!! -- Joe