Useless

Well aren't you as useless as a shit flavored lollipop!  -- Joe

Turning Gay Pt. 2

I think Sangria is Spanish for "Demasculanizing neutralizer of testosterone" HOLY SHIT this is what Brandon feels like every day...without pink juice...that FAG!  -- Joe

Turning Gay

I'm on my third pink drink...football has turned into the 80's music station...I find myself doing laundry, dusting and contemplating doing my toenails...  -- Joe

Called Out

Trying one of those sissy ass Bicardi drinks...Sangria.  Two down sides, 1) I can't taste it because I'm sick 2) The bag boy called me out on buying it...no shit.  -- Joe

George Michael

Has anyone realized when George Michael wrote the song "I WANT YOUR SEX" he's was not at all addressing chicks?  I'm slightly disturbed...I need help!  -- Joe